tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6507871028768531186.post3061876321986442594..comments2010-05-25T14:01:52.291-05:00Comments on well, now, aren't we scaring ourselves?: doves are assholes.miahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08371087877288288115noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6507871028768531186.post-89582159826261268532010-05-13T02:28:45.488-05:002010-05-13T02:28:45.488-05:00ok, i am SO MAD @ "beaky-e." that's ...ok, i am SO MAD @ "beaky-e." that's just ... not even necessary. lol!miahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08371087877288288115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6507871028768531186.post-16906397202567585382010-04-27T01:48:35.725-05:002010-04-27T01:48:35.725-05:00Part of me, weirdly, ODDLY, feels sad for the bird...Part of me, weirdly, ODDLY, feels sad for the birdie. I mean, think about it, she's going through her 5 stages of grief, she DID just lose her babies. At first she was in:<br />DENIAL. She wasn't bothering y'all, just sittin on her nest as if she was still warming them babies. "Yeah, I need to warm my babies," she says to herself. She then, eventually realizes that, THE CAT ATE THEM and so NOW she's....<br />ANGRY. oh, and suspicious, which is why anyone within a 9-foot radius of her feels the heat (ooooOOOOoooo). Yeah, after this point, Kubler-Ross can kiss my non-bargaining ass cause it's a BIRD and I think you should just destroy the nest. Take a BB gun, and bust a cap in Beaky-E and I'm sure her lil B.W.A will fly away right along with her. After these days, I'm SURE she'd go back to singing and performing at weddings. [/enddryhumor]<br /><br />"Evil will flock to where it has a home" (this should be patented I SWEAR!) LMAO. But seriously, destroy the nest Emmie. <br /><br />-CeePlain Ol' Cecehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04316478324027676363noreply@blogger.com